The author highlights two outrageous tweets: one woman bragging about her “tits cannons” and making her submissive lick her toes, and a man injecting his son’s blood while sharing his girlfriend’s top 1% vaginal microbiome report. They call this the funniest morning scroll they’ve had.

A Twitter post notes that a new TikTok is circulating wildly, with husbands sending it to their wives en masse. User @bebookled calls it “one of the best TikToks” they’ve ever seen.

A Twitter user jokes that no one has ever been this funny after Piers Morgan asked Russell Brand which Bible passages he brought into court. The exchange went viral for its unexpected humor and Brand’s deadpan response.

Nate Silver recounts how Facebook and Twitter once drove traffic by rewarding emotional, low-quality content, undermining analytical journalism like FiveThirtyEight’s. He shows that social media now contributes almost nothing to his Substack’s audience while Twitter’s top-engaged accounts remain extreme, partisan, and low-quality.

This tweet simply says “happy easter!!” as a brief holiday greeting. It offers no further commentary or media.

A Twitter user admits they’ll never understand a specific LeBron James play and asks the community for their favorite LeBron moment. The post quotes @Hoopss’s prompt “What’s the best LeBron Moment” to spark discussion.

The article highlights the functionality of the Thread Reader App, which allows users to unroll Twitter threads into a more readable format and save them as PDFs. It emphasizes the importance of saving content, as Twitter may remove threads at any time. Users are encouraged to follow and use the app for easy access to unrolled threads.