The author highlights two outrageous tweets: one woman bragging about her “tits cannons” and making her submissive lick her toes, and a man injecting his son’s blood while sharing his girlfriend’s top 1% vaginal microbiome report. They call this the funniest morning scroll they’ve had.

A Twitter post notes that a new TikTok is circulating wildly, with husbands sending it to their wives en masse. User @bebookled calls it “one of the best TikToks” they’ve ever seen.

Nate Silver recounts how Facebook and Twitter once drove traffic by rewarding emotional, low-quality content, undermining analytical journalism like FiveThirtyEight’s. He shows that social media now contributes almost nothing to his Substack’s audience while Twitter’s top-engaged accounts remain extreme, partisan, and low-quality.

This tweet simply says “happy easter!!” as a brief holiday greeting. It offers no further commentary or media.